silvermender:

typette:

roachpatrol:

danythedragonqueen:

The official trailer for the New Zealand vampire comedy “What We Do in the Shadows, directed by Jemaine Clement & Taika Waititi, about three vampire flatmates coping with the modern world.

"Haha, ghost cup." 

I’M GOING TO WATCH THIS SO HARD. 

WE’RE WEREWOLVES NOT SWEARWOLVES

I LOST MY SHIT AT THE FLOATING HISS



Track: Dead Girl Walking - Instrumental
Artist: Cover by Amin Osman

ihad55margaritas:

Had a lot of fun with this one.  Surprise whoever you’re hooking up with and play/sing this.  

If they run away, they were never worth your time.  

southpauz:

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'Awe yeah selfie time man I look sexy unf strike a pose VOGUE'

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'Oh yeah keep on keepin on great first selfie of me being 20-'

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'…years…old…..'

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'OH MY GOD I'M 20. I'M NO LONGER 19. I'M NOT A TEEN ANYMORE'

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'I'M GONNA HAVE TO FILE TAXES HOW CAN I FEED MY FAMILY INSURANCE CARS HOUSES FINANCING DEBT GREY HAIRS 401K TURN DOWN THAT MUSIC GET OFF MY LAWN’

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'I'M TWENTYFDSAKNBKLHNGSDANKLFNDSALBLARGGHHGAKLL'

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

tagged: +vine tag  +perf 

princessaeducan:

endless list of favorite video games

Portal 2

"We both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster." (x)

tagged: +portal 2  +wooooooo 

vegan-veins:

DO NOT SCROLL PAST THIS VIDEO

PLEASE WATCH IT YOU WILL BE HAPPY

tagged: +burds 

lesbian-satan:

I forgot that I can’t post about Harry Potter on Facebook without at least one person getting weirdly mad.

I want a dark mark tattoo? “That’s like getting a swastika!”
I think Dumbledore et al are bad dudes? “Because???????”

IT’S A BOOK

dumb babies forgetting that fiction isn’t real and also the dark mark is a p neat design



Track: Monster Verse
Artist: Nicki Minaj
Album: My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy
tagged: +queeny jams  +mhm